Taoism = Shit happens
Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit happens"
Buddhism = If shit happens, it isn't really shit
Zen = What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism = This shit happened before
Islam = If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Protestantism = Let shit happen to someone else
Catholicism = If shit happens, you deserved it
Judaism = Why does shit always happen to us?
Rastafarian = Smoke the shit man
Isn'it well summarized?